Buggering Up Our Lives, Guys
Buggering Up Our Lives, Guys
Blog Article
Let's be honest here, dudes. We're totally screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We drink too much. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're clueless.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and stopped making excuses?
“Two. Designed for Your Pleasure"
You guys are about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of action that gets your blood pumping. No space for pussies here, only those who need it all. We're talking about getting down and feeling every inch of the ride.
- Ignore that boring stuff you’ve been reading.
- Here's where the real fun is.
- Feel what you deserve: a wild, screaming trip.
You're not begging. We’re just offering you the deal.
fellas: Dude Nail This chick Fucking Tonight
Look, I'm not Playing. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Release. Don't Delay around with BS, just Get in there already. I'm Hot and waiting for you to Tear this place up.
Don't be a chicken, I know you want to.
Help! Those Assholes {Want to Fuck Me|Are Trying To Get In My Pants
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Take a Hint. I've been trying to Send Signals, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyCreepy.
- Maybe I Should Talk to My Landlord About This.
- Dude, Please| This is getting Way Too Intense.
Honestly, I just want to Be Left Alone in Peace! Is that too much to ask?
Bro's crank Fucking Wild
Tonight, we're gonna turn it up. I'm talking about a legendary sesh. We gotta crank it up and let loose. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will have you sweating.
We're hitting the dance floor all night long. So, are you ready to party like there's no tomorrow?
Let's make this a epic adventure.
Fuck It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter check here what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- A few drinks will clear things up.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.